"Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes in a male strip club? Are those guys gay? How do they stay so ripped? Do they stuff their trunks? How did they get into such a business? How much money do they make? Do they have wild sex every night?"
Pages: 114 pages
Publisher: Ellora's Cave/EC for Men on Oct. 2012
Form: E-book (from NetGalley for an honest review)
Genre: Erotic Non-Fiction / Memoir (+18 Only)
Series: Part 1
Amazon: Buy / $5.39 (Kindle)
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Excerpt: Chapter 1
"Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes in a male strip club? Are those guys gay? How do they stay so ripped? Do they stuff their trunks? How did they get into such a business? How much money do they make? Do they have wild sex every night?
This book takes you backstage and into the lives of two successful male strippers over a span of twenty years in the business. From their rookie days to their wild sexcapades and practical jokes, Take It Off! is a laugh-filled, action-packed joyride." ~ From Goodreads
Let's start with my preconceived notions: I have never been to a strip club and am skeptical what goes on their and what the clientele is like. I did see Magic Mike though when it came out and that cleared it a bit - so in my mind the women going regularly to strip clubs were desperate, and the men working at them easy. And here come Cole and Whitfield to prove me wrong! Ahem, on some of the points. ;)
Take It Off!'s insight on male strippers is interesting, not to mention Entertaining, you got your pecking order established ( poor rookies ), your types of strippers, stage acts all cleared out and the boys have a nice voice to their writing! Take It Off! tells you pretty much all you need to know if you want to be a strippers the dos and don'ts, and gives an impressive list of what not to do if you wanna date one.
Some of the most entertaining parts came with their telling on how to be a stripper, what to expect, the rookie mistakes and revealing the types of strippers. Some people can tell a story, and reading this book is like sitting down at the local bar over few beers and sharing "war" stories with your buddies. Great fun!
"Many rookies get caught up trying to impress the crowd or outdo other guys and will do something he never attempted before, such as a back flip or sliding across the the stage on his knees after taking his pants off. Seeing someone land on his head or skin his bare knees on the on the hardwood stage will make a woman cringe. It's totally hilarious though."
"Props can be pain. ( about flying to another town ) We needed a wheelchair and a set of bongo drums, and our luggage was already full. We came up with the idea that I would pretend to be a blind bongo player and he had to push me in a wheelchair because I couldn't navigate myself through the airport. It worked perfectly. We got through security with no trouble at all. Six-foot-four jacket up stud pushing a wheelchair containing a muscle pound blind bongo player in a tight shirt attracted a lot of female attention. So we decided to have some fun with it..."
"Props can be pain. ( about flying to another town ) We needed a wheelchair and a set of bongo drums, and our luggage was already full. We came up with the idea that I would pretend to be a blind bongo player and he had to push me in a wheelchair because I couldn't navigate myself through the airport. It worked perfectly. We got through security with no trouble at all. Six-foot-four jacket up stud pushing a wheelchair containing a muscle pound blind bongo player in a tight shirt attracted a lot of female attention. So we decided to have some fun with it..."
What I enjoyed was the fun, yet surprisingly sexy telling of male stripper life, the ups and lows ( and the lows were quite hilarious ) of the life style. Of course you got drugs ( bad boys, stop that right now *uses kindergarten teacher voice* ) and other problems, but the way Take It Off! puts it they seemed to have enjoyed themselves and the girls that came with the job were a definite bonus, if not a profession standard.
The chapters and scenes featuring sexploits, titled sexcapedes, read like good for-men erotica, wither it was hotel room hook-ups with clients or bathroom quickies or even a dark corner during a black out, they were definitely hot enough to get you on the mood, I don't see many other profession tell-alls doing that. ;)
The chapters and scenes featuring sexploits, titled sexcapedes, read like good for-men erotica, wither it was hotel room hook-ups with clients or bathroom quickies or even a dark corner during a black out, they were definitely hot enough to get you on the mood, I don't see many other profession tell-alls doing that. ;)
"As the club got darker, I kissed her neck a little more and moved my other hand down to her inner thigh and as close as I could without touching her panties. I caressed her soft, smooth inner thighs. She was responding the way I wanted, loving every moment. I pulled her panties to the side, exposing her naked snatch. There wasn't a hair on her. I could feel how wet her pussy was."
If you are curious just what goes on in the lives of people who strip for cash, and what they plan to retire with ( other than the white mink coat and the Ferrari ) then check out these boys's book - you are guaranteed laughs, hot reads and cringes... that is if you're not a prude. ;)
There is more to come from these two and I personally can't wait to read that as well - Take It Off! was entertaining, funny and sexy and who wouldn't want more of that in their reading? Off to see Magic Mike now if you don't mind. ;)
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One of the Co-authors of Take It Off! made it over for a quickie... interview! Mind off gutter girls. ;) Why yes I did that on purpose. Wanna get to know if Ellora's Cave Cover Model goes for sexy nerds or tough chicks? Prefer kisses or licks?
Well you are about to find out! Read the Quick Fire Interviews below!
Justin Whitfield
Justin Whitfield works as an author/romance cover model at Ellora's Cave Publishing and is the Owner-Operator at The End Zone Sports Bar and Grill, Whitfield used to be a male stripper in the famous LaBare Strip Club in Houston. Welcome to For The Love of Reading, now the following questions are quick pick one or the other... let's get started!
Football or Nascar? football (by a long shot!) lol
Sports car or Pick-up? pick up
Shots or Wine? shots
Movie: Popcorn or Hard candy? hard candy
Scarier: Ghosts or Demons? demons
Women: Tough Girls or Sexy Nerds? sexy nerd
Women: Heiress or Waitress? heiress
Dresses or pant suits on women? dresses
In the bedroom: Dominating or Gentle? gentle
Sexier: Woman who can sing or girl who can cook? cook
Romance: Maidens or Queens? queens
Romance: Fallen Angels or Sexy Demons? fallen angel
Romance: Nurses or Cops? nurses
Romance: Werewolves or Vampires? vampires
Sexier: Kisses or Licks? kisses
Sexier : Flimsy lingerie or Trench-coat only? flimsy lingerie
Take It Off Again!
